Four friends all took organic chemistry at a local university. Each one had a perfect grade going into the semester’s final exam.
These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals they decided to go to another university and party.  They had a great time, but they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make [...]

The child was a typical 4-year-old girl—cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help.
One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, [...]

Recently, at our family-owned restaurant, a customer asked, “What’s good tonight?”
Obviously, we would never serve anything we didn’t think was good, so I braced myself when I heard the question posed to my husband.
He calmly replied, “Anything over $17.95.”
I went to my doctor yesterday. After a long wait in the outer office, my name was [...]

During a trial in the heart of the South, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was an elderly woman he had known since childhood.
He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Whitaker, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Coolidge. I’ve known you since you were a [...]

After being married 25 years, a man looked at his wife one day and said, “You know, 25 years ago we lived in a cheap apartment, drove a cheap car, had only a sofa bed and watched a 14-inch black and white television. But, every night I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde.
“Now,” [...]

A man entered a fast-food restaurant and noticed an elderly couple splitting one hamburger, a small amount of French fries and a cup of sweet tea.
The man noticed the husband carefully splitting up the meal with his wife, even counting the fries. Before going to the counter to order, he walked up to the couple [...]

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper. He calls it a poem. They give him $50.”
The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper. He calls it a song. They [...]

Today’s Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work.
Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.
A newly married couple went fishing on their vacation. Afterward, the wife’s mother asked how it [...]

An older man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.
“I am afraid it’s just old age,” replied the doctor. “There is nothing we can do about it.”
“That can’t be,” fumed the older man. “You don’t know what you are doing.”
“How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor.
“Well [...]

Tom, Dave and Steve went to a party. After the party, they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 60 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 20 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 20 stories Dave will tell a happy story, and lastly, Steve [...]